Saturday, January 30, 2010
ONLY VIRGINS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD 'SLUT'.
First of all, blogsville peeps how long have we known each other now? *counts on fingers* Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan. 5 whole months? So tell me why it is possible that I would go to people's blogs here on blogsville and the frigging people are not 'Following' my blog? Seriously though? Somepeople just do not know what they are missing out on. Spread the word to thy peoples. We preach gospel according to Saint Logic on here lol.
I do not know if am vexing with Damsel's post or if it's just irritation brought about by her post. I think her post was the straw that finally broke the camel's back for me. And before I go on, this post is in no way meant to disparage Damsel lol.
Normally I would not be writing a blogpost today as I feel like we have really tested blogsville patience lol. We've had four blogposts in just this one week this current blogpost will make it five. Is that even allowed under the laws of postage on blogsville??
So first of all I want to let all of you know that I am a sinner, yes a sinner. I take pride in that, and I do not deny it ever. Now some other people will say 'yes am a sinner but'. Nope, no buts for me. I am a first class sinner and I wear it like a badge. And not only am I a sinner, I have also been a slut in my time. See me I am the kind of person that I do not shy away from 'sins' people attach to me. I honestly welcome more, because it is better to be a sinner who judges other sinners than to be holy judging other sinners no be so? So please yes I am a sinner, and I want to sit at the right hand side of the devil when I go to hell.
Now in the little time I've spent in this world I have come across females who have opened their precious luscious mouths and accused other females as being SLUTS!!
In an Idealistic world every female would be a virgin when they got married abi? And the same would go for the men abi? Now how many men must a woman have slept with in order to be known/called as a slut?? Somepeople will say 30, others will say 50, some say 20. I am here to say that a woman should be known as a slut if she has slept with 'one man' before being married. Yep I said it, because I mean most of you women on this blogsville ish are religious abi? You all know what the right thing is to do and it says so in your little religious booklet. Now if some of you have failed to follow those instructions set forth by our heavenly father God almighty, Jehovah Shireh and Nissi then who is to blame?? But then some of you still have the audacity nay the effontery to open your mouths and call somebody else a slut? What kind of frigging fuckerey is that?? I was going to say 'excuse my language' but why should you excuse my language? Did i fart? Hiss Please keep your yeye excuses to yourself.
I am here to also say that the word 'slut' should only be used by only VIRGINS!! Both male and female virgins, because it is obvious that such people have withstood all the temptations and fought it off with every fiber of their beings abi? So they should be rewarded not cast aside. Shoutout to bubbles and Lady X. U are fine specimens o and as far as I know they are the only virgins on blogsville..And for now they are the only ones allowed to use the word 'Slut'. If any virgins are on blogsville and I do not know of them, please kindly create a 'Virgins Anonymous' group so your fellow virginians can join and get support. E no easy at all. *nods in approval as he pictures the non-virgins wincing seriously* Haha, am I wicked or am I wicked? Damn am good.
If I ever see a woman I know who has had pre-marital sex before marriage open her mouth and call another woman a slut I will text her and let her know she's a slut as well. Ashewo na Ashewo no matter if she sleeps with one man o or sleeps with 100 men. Shey una no gree??
So for some of you who have just found out that your sluts, you should not be ashamed of it. Not at all, wear it with pride and do not lie to yourself. The difference between Honesty and Maturity is this. Honesty is the unwillingness to lie to others, Maturity is the unwillingness to lie to oneself. Do not lie to yourselves if you know what you are lol, 'SAY IT LOUD I AM A SLUT AND AM PROUD!. Have a lovely weekend.