How r u people? Please, lets be clear first, if I dont make much sense or make a lot of mistakes, forgive me bcos am at that point when you want to scream out at someone so you just ramble on and on without checking to see how coherent you are.
However, let it be known to you all that I dont scream. Never. I admire those who can let their emotions fly, mine is so cold it just sticks to my chest. When I really need to let anger out I go extra hard on the "!" button. Thats it. And it does work. Like urrrgghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay, that was a lil too much, who can blame me for being pissed outta my mind? I dont know, but I guess a lot of people have been keeping up with developments in Haiti. I guess the law that makes lightning not strike twice in the same place doesn't apply to earthquakes cos why else should another major quake hit the country just a week after the first?!!!
And why in conscience's sake should some insurance company threaten to pull the insurance on your plane if ur airline flies to haiti for relief, because according to them its not safe?? what kinda morons care about millions of cash than millions of lives, like what is the humanity left in those folks. urrgh!!
wheew!!...i feel slightly better now...but if u know how anger feels u should guess that my veins are still trembling, my legs still tapping on the floor and my fingers straining to type faster than my brain can think, as if that was possible. my mind turns angrily to dwell on Nigeria..the mother of all farces. While we bask in the dysphoria of our new terrorist status and the presidential joke in aso rock, some donkeys xtian n muslim alike are throwing oil into the fire...and roasting themselves in the process. Like they can't say they don't know what is going on, even if they are illiterate, who doesnt know muslims are the best at listening to the radio and xtians best at talking? like, doesn't word get around that we're hitting the lowest of lows as a nation and so even if they have issues they should at least pretend to like each other instead of fighting like barbarians in the name of religion. urrgh!!!..darn, its stuff like this that makes me sympathise with the atheist!!
then, the clowns at the national assembly. Im still smarting at the humiliating search I had to go thtough on my way back too school after the holz courtsey of mr. muta-muta. so what could be more incensing than hearing that someone is pushing a bill to give the mini-terror's father a medal of honor for good parenting because he told the authorities about his son's intent. like, really? what happened to raising a child responsibly so he won't even mess up in thr first place. i believe this dude was busy banking and attending ego-enlarging functions without giving his family priroity. like, muta-muta has a family with many siblings and he grew up lonely. and for that his dad deserves a medal? seriuosly?!!! come on, how much ass-kissing do our legislators wanna give before they realise they've gone beyond foolery, or "fuckery" as azazel terms it and have become national, no international monuments to imbecility. How soon can they keep it up before a whole lot of shit blows into their faces.
Finally, my most angering issue yet. Why, how, when did Nigerians become comfortable with being messed with, being denied their rights and privileges, being stolen from, being lied to, being disgraced by idiotic leaders, when?!!!!! People open their mouths and say shit like "rome was not built in a day and America was once underdeveloped. We will be okay in time" RUBBISH!!!! time is neutral, if u dont do something with it, someone will! They don't wanna do nothing, expecting to wake up one morning to see a whole new nation. I hope the new nation they will see will not look like somalia or sudan. I seriously hope so, because with the way things are now, hope is the only thing left. Hope, and of course anger!
NB: abeg, peeps dont mind me if I wrote a lil too haphazardly. d first thing an angry man kills is finesse. all the same, have a great time y'all.