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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Shortage of Good Men: The Solution


So all i hear from females around me, is that there are few good black men left. That is the conclusion that all relationship events i attend come to. There are a host of reasons why this is so but i will not bore you with something you have already heard. My people, i come to you with a solution. A REAL solution... Get excited

There is such a short supply of good black men. In order for the maximum fulfillment of black women it is essential that for the supply to meet the demand, good black men have to make an immense sacrifice and share their God given talents with at least 3 women. This selfless act is solely for the satisfaction of our women. Like the bible says, "It is better to give than to receive". Examples of this are in the bible. David was such a good man that God blessed him with over 8 wives and multiple concubines. Do you know why David was a man after God's heart? Because he was willing to make such a great sacrifice to the good women who could not find other good men. When Baatsheba was with a man beneath her caliber. What did David do? He mercifully killed him and rewarded Baatsheba with a crown. Dont you want to be like David? Lets not even talk about the most selfless man in the bible, Solomon. There is a reason why he is known to be the wisest man to ever live.

As a woman, It would be very selfish for a you to keep a good man to yourself when your sisters are spending the their lives searching for something that you have. Is it only you God created to be happy? Be your sisters keeper; look at the statistics, not even half of you will find happiness if you all decide to be selfish. If you pursue your selfish desires it will lead to these women who did not win the man lottery to come and try and still your prize. If you just agree to share your prize, you wont have to deal with the home wrecker headache. The bible says "Do unto others, as you want done to you". Dont you want to be happy? Then allow for your friend to be happy, stop being an enemy of happiness. If you allow this too happen, happiness will increase, and as we all know, happiness and Crime have an inverse relationship.

In this arrangement, everyone is happy. A woman can have the pleasure of the company of a good man, and the good man can stop hearing the nagging of the women talking about the shortage of men. Like i have always said, all of life's burning questions can be found in the bible, all you have to do is have an imaginative mind... i mean the holy spirit. Praise Jesus!!!

-This has been another REAL solutions, brought to you by THE REALIST through the divine inspiration of you know who.(will not say the name before thunder strike as i type).

19 comments:

Azazel said...

Lol @ Praise Jesus..
First blogpost of the month of August. Nice Nice.

Lol @ Is it only you God created to be happy? Be your sisters keeper

Sugarking said...

lol. Nice perspective brother. Loving the bible references too. can't sweep that under the carpet.

The Messiah said...

Ugh nothing pisses me off like a female uttering those word "there are few good black men left." Most of these chicks that always say this have little to offer. Simple laws of our physical nature: You get what you put in. And for La Soluzione, I definitely digg

姿弘綸穎 said...

道歉是人類一定必要的禮節..................................................

BLASPHEMY said...

LMAO i can't stop laughing here. one thing is certain God is no fool lol and if he really created the world like they said he did, then this is the hidden reason why he created more women than men !
good work dear.you have finally deciphered the bible !

El Divine said...

hehehe...i love this. just enuf wit to sweeten some real good observations. Im glad u dint push the blasphemy...David, Solomon and shit.
Cool one tho..

Realist said...

lol... Thanks everyone... i will present this solution at church and see how it is taken...lol

The Messiah said...

Haha @Realist, blogsville and church are two entirely different environments, anyways lets hope you don't get stoned to death for heresy

Anyaposh said...

ugh...so you're suggesting we revert back to some kind of system of polygamy or polyandry? great idea! lemme just go tell my man that I want to help his best-friend by sharing the love.

Realist said...

@Anyashpost you got me wrong... Polyandry is of the devil, it will make the problem worse. You should tell your man that you want him to share his love with your best friend.

btw... look at how you all of a sudden started talking about your man's best friend... Confessions

Afrikim said...

LMFAO!!! i have deaded!!! Dis nigga, instead of initiating WW10, why not just suggest more women embrace the art of eating cunt? that way, more women are happy...period! Nice one tho, i cant stop laughing.

Realist said...

@Afrikim...lol Through my thorough biblical search, i didnt not come across the solution of more women "eating cunt". I wanted to bring a solution that was grounded in christian doctrine knowing how well people on here love christianity...

亦奈美妮 said...

良言一句三冬暖,惡語傷人六月寒。......................................................................

bob-ij said...
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bob-ij said...

I agree with AnyaPosh... Not a fan of sharing the love.

~x~

Anonymous said...

i be mallam and i support ur solution God will bless u well well.kai u are fantastic.

Enoch said...

How can I disagree?

Amen!

I'll be LOLing 4 days

黃子黃麗旺軒 said...

工作,是愛的具體化~~~~努力吧!........................................

bokk said...

好看耶~一定每天有空給你支持..................................................