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Wednesday, December 2, 2009


So yesterday was World Aids Day and am guessing yall knew about it. Anywayz, I was having a discussion with this professor yesterday concerning "Human Nature". I was letting him know that I had no faith in the compassion of Human Beings. It can't be trusted, but he disagreed with me and said that he really had faith in Human Beings, and as long as they were educated and made aware of issues, people will act to prevent "Fuckerey". I "rolled my eyes" at his statement, his optimism was making me have headache, I kept trying to prove to him that just because you make people aware of a crisis or disaster does not mean that people are "obligated" to give a crap about the issue.

For example, a whole lot of people know that women are getting raped in Congo, but do they do anything about it? Nope. Why? Because they are indifferent to the situation, if you ain't talking about money you ain't talking about SHIT!! But seriously though, take the "Aids Day" thing,just because you've educated people about aids and made them aware of the current statistics does not mean they are going to take the solutions you offer to prevent aids all over the world. People will do what people want to do, and they'll keep doing it as long as it profits them. Capiche? 

Anywayz, do you guys think that Adam and Eve are in Hell? Like i was thinking about it, those two baggars better be in hell. Because it would be serious serious fuckerey if the two main people who put all of us in this mess end up being in heaven.. Water go get serious enemy that day, if I end up in hell and I ask for adam and eve and devil tells me that they are in heaven chilling with the almighty. Me to I will ask for amnesty o.  Please can yall let me know if you think that those two are in hell? What does your gut tell you about where they are? I have a sneaking suspicion that there are in heaven, and it would be a serious serious shame if God let that be so lol.

Yall should check out this joke I got lol. It's hella funny.
                               The HERETIC

The heretic

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.


Anonymous said...


I hope those two end up in hell. But I also want to go wherever they are so I can hit on my great great...great grandma

leggy said...

lol..azazel you are a goat, you've made me start thinking that they really should be in hell.lmao.
nd i do believe in human beings, i mean have you done anything about the women in congo?just like you are waiting for someone to go stop it,others are also waiting for others to go stop it.

Azazel said...

Lol obviously, but am not usin myself as a moral authority..
Am using myself as an example of human nature lol....
But leggy think and let me know, are they in hell or not. i want to know o.

CerebrallyBusy said...

i dont think they are in hell jere, i think God forgave them, hey He is a God of second chance right??

Azazel said...

Oh so he is a God of second chance? Did he by any chance give other ppl in the bible second chance? Chai, straight fuck up lol. Cain a whole cain who murdered abel, did not get second chance.. It is then his parents who damned the world tht get second chance.. Ok o.

Azazel said...

Lolmao @ Anonymous..
hahaha u are mad wrong for that..



Technically speaking, Adam & Eve would indeed be in hell for violating God's instructions. However, I like to think God is actually much more forgiving and that he overlooked their transgressions and welcomed them into the pearly gates.

Thanks for making me laugh!

Azazel said...

Lol solomon hun, come on now? So God would forgive the two main ppl who doomed mankind.. But then let the others who didn't do anything after them go to hell? It is not FAIR o..
*starts to pout*

EDJ said...

Lol, that joke is hilarious. I don;t think Adam & Eve are in hell, purgatory maybe...but not hell.

TayneMent said...

I have no idea if they are in hell or not sha, never thought about, Azzie you be kolo boy, but you make me laugh so its all good.

Myne Whitman said...

Now this is a very good question. Let me go and think about it, LOL. And that heretic joke...

Azazel said...

How can they be only in purgatory ? Is hitler in purgatory to?

Azazel said...

@ Taynement
So nobody has an answer for me? sniff sniff, hehehe so now I have now brought up something nobody knows.. YAYYY

@ Myne..
Even u my great hitman?
U have no answer for moi? Lol please go do research

Neo said...

Lmao @ joke

U know u are a very disturbed individual (and i mean that in the best of ways) The things u think of! Of course Adam and Eve are in heaven, they did their time on earth banished from Eden and now they are playing the biggest harps in heaven!

PS: Jus bcos ppl arent proactive doesnt mean they arent compassionate, they are 2 very different things and not us all are blessed with both.

My World said...

Hehehe............controversial as always but then again,I like the way to make your argument!

Lady X said...
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Lady X said...

LOL @ that joke ahn ahn! I was like damn when will the questions end? And I don't know about Adam and Eve sha...And Cain and Abel too I wonder what happened to them...Did you hear that Cain may be black? Of course it will be the bad son that will be black! And that God created this woman Lilith before Eve and that she refused to always be at the bottom during their love making so the angels chased her to earth or something like that. Abeg google it, I think the whole story is very funny! And not quite popular but the Cain being black story is common.

Anonymous said...

LOL. I don't care what anyone says. Human beings disappoint all the time. It is hard to find someone who won't disappoint you. We are prone to not care unless it is in our backyard.

Azazel said...

@ Neo
So wait Adam and Eve are in heaven? After puttin us through all this crap? Hitler should be in heaven to and so should the devil..
God should forgive all of them nah..

Azazel said...

Lol lady X i've heard that also.
And maybe thats where the term BLACK SHEEP was coined lol..
@ lily
They will forever disappoint o.
@ My World.
Thank u lol

Rene said...

lol....i actually juststarted thinking of that.....hiss! na u kw

TayneMent said...

Azzie, my friend gave me a response but i deleted it. I'll try and see if I can get it back.

Azazel said...

Lol ok Taynment please try and get it back let me know..
Remember the answer has to make sense o..
@ Rene
lol no vex

Original Mgbeke said...

LOL, you are quite hilarious the way your mind works. I have no idea where they are, God is a forgiving God and even though he banished them from the garden of Eden, if they confessed their sins and asked for forgiveness before they died, then they are probably in Heaven.

~B~ said...

oh boi, my own question is;

in this ur picture, dt one na serpent abi na dragon??

Nita said...

lol! I think they're in hell..
Probabaly sharing some apple pastry with the devil...Apple fiesta, arribbaaaa!!! :)
The joke was class.

Azazel said...

@ Original Mgbeks..
Lol my point is that, no matter what they did. Their own sin is unforgivable o. Seriously unforgivable.

@ B
Lol dat one na both..

@ Nita
Hahhahaha @ apple pastery..
U got jokes hun, u got jokes.