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Tuesday, November 17, 2009


Make una come see me see trouble lol, so yesterday I put this up on my facebook status:
"I feel that nowadays it's becomin really hard 4 young men 2 be faithful while in a relationship.It just makes me wonder how our fore-fathers and fathers managed to stay faithful. Wat is the secret to staying faithful?.On the other hand,our fore-fathers/fathers might have been cheatin also.I mean dat "business trip" might not really have been a "business trip".If u catch my drift??Hehehe"

So well it caused wahala small, and one of the commenters asked "Whether cheating was good or bad"?
I replied by saying that in some cases cheating is a good thing, afterall Mary cheated on Joseph with the Holy Spirit in other for Jesus to come.
 Omo come and see the can of worms I opened up, and people were telling me that I was so wrong for saying that, but they agreed I had a point sha. It always amuses me how people are able to get so easily riled up when you make fun of their religion. What exactly does it matter if Mary cheated? It's not as if anybody is going to stop believing in Jesus because his mom was a cheat.
And please, before anybody gets it twisted lol. Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords cheated on her husband with the Holy Spirit. But seriously, I can't believe that I waited this long before I realised that Mary cheated on her husband, it really doesn't matter who she cheated on him with, all na CHEATING!!... Cheat with Dog o, cheat with cat, cheat with cow, cheat with horse, cheat with devil himself at the end of the whole palava, the label is still cheating.
My fellow christians, admit that Mary was a cheat and we will end the matter there.
The picture above shows the termination letter Joseph gave to Mary, before God threatened him to take her back lmao..

Yall should check out my homeboy's blog Harry..
U might find it very intriguing..


Lady X said...

I don die o LMAO!!!

As in ahn ahn! How did you come up with such a theory please?

Harry-Rami Itie said...

LOL!!! Thanks for mentioning me... I am blushing...

Azazel said...

Lol lady X..
I swear mehn, we were just talkin about this thing, and I don't know how I typed "mary cheated with the holy spirit" and BAM!!! Lmao the whole thing came to me.. I was like wow, i can't believe i never thought about it before..
harry no probs lol.

Myne Whitman said...

This Azazel, "I'm watching you." *points two fingers to eyes and to Azazel. I tot you'd been warned to cease and desist from controversy?

Azazel said...

Lol ahn ahn, this isn't controversial nah myne..
Isn't this true though? hehe it is TRUTH!!!

juiceegal said...

LMAO...that termination notice..i think i need one..haha.
Whether Mary cheated o..whether she no she sabi. But wait so joseph exed mary's side before?? I din't know that o. But if i were him too me sef i would be

Anonymous said...

Best post ever.

honey91 said...

nah matey!...
i think ure mocking the religion more than u realise...
cheating is getting emotionally or physically tangled with someone that isn't ur significant other..
mary din't have sex with the Holy a little respect now haba!

Bubbles said...

you are something else!

Azazel said...

@ Honey91..
Mary did have sex with the holy spirit.. Ahn ahn which bible have u been readin self?
Lol Juiceegal.. Joseph fashied her for a min.
Thanks anon..
Thanks bubble

chayoma said...

Na one time thing?
Was it a one time thing and ...BANG

Christ was conceived?

Easy on the theories peoples.
Seriously, how did u come up with this one?

N.I.M.M.O said...

I think I like this guy.

I'm taking a permanent seat on this blog.

Azazel said...

@ Chayoma..
Am tellin u i didn't come up with it, it sort of came to me like BAM!!!
I wasn't even thinkin when I said it lol.. It's just one of those things lol.

@ Nimmo
Lol thank u lol

Dark Neo said...

I don't think its cheating if you miraculously conceive and please there was no sex!!!

Azazel said...

Lmao dark neo please stop with the joke...
And how do u know there was no sex involved? Where u the fly in the wall??
I mean in genesis angels were able to sleep with women..
So it isn't farfetched to assume that the holy spirit could have sex with mary,.

leggy said... dont even know what to tell you and i just noticed the url of this blog and realised that i actually know you.

Miss Loré said...

I am laughing so hard that everyone in the library is looking at me like i'm so kind of maniac

HYAW said...

na wa oh Azazel. So Mary was having sex with the holy spirit, you must have found some pages of the bible which i am yet to come across.

Azazel said...

Lol @ leggy..
U do? Hmm u need 2 holla @ me then..
Cus i didn't know that i knew u..
Holla @

Azazel said...

@ Lore
Lmao hun, hahah please do not embarass urself o.
@ Hyaw
Lol it is right there in the bible nah. U want the f

Anonymous said...

Oh no you did not @Mary and Holy Spirit. LOL.

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Azazel said...

Lol lucidilith..
Na so we see am o

rayo said...

Mary cheated... i'm rotflmao. u remind me so mch of my boyfi, its d kind of tn he'd say wit a straight face.
love ur blog so mch im readin ur back posts...

rayo said...

Mary cheated... i'm rotflmao. u remind me so mch of my boyfi, its d kind of tn he'd say wit a straight face.
love ur blog so mch im readin ur back posts...