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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Random Thoughts and Observations on Twitter and Facebook


I have various random thoughts on the whole twitter and facebook phenomenon. The thoughts might or might not have anything to do with each other...lol here they go. *Forgive me for not making sense, it is past my bed time and sleep is calling my name*

Twitter and facebook statusses make me laugh. Especially when people make statusses like "the new me starts, tomorrow, no more will take shit from anybody" Then the next day you see them in person expecting to see a difference and they are the same person, taking shit from everyone. Or you look at some chick's bio on twitter and it says "everything you want but cant have". Like really? only one person can have all the things i want but i cant have her? My life is over, why am i still existing, suicide is the only option. It is like people are using their tweets to compensate for their lack of self pride. If you were that great of a person, you would not need to tweet "i know i am the shit and your boyfriend knows it to".

The one that pissed me off is when someone can not survive without twitter. this girls' twitter statusses went like this "look at those guys throwing that ball, it better not hit me" "oh my god the ball hit me" "it hurts" "he apologised, oooh he is so cute, ill let him hit me anytime" "he said i was bleeding" "oh i am bleeding, where is a band aid when u need one" "he is slick looking at my boobs as he is putting on the bandaid" Like really, did you need to tweet all that? All the time you were tweeting, you messed around and got that cut infected.

I cant even do anything without someone tweeting it, is like the paparazzi is always around. People looking for something to tweet. "Oh look at him looking at her like that" or "these people are dancing like freaks, so disgusting" when the only reason it is disgusting is because you are not doing it. Folks be given blow by blow coverage of fights, with pre and post fight coverage. Everyone has their phones out at this party, waiting to find something tweet worthy. This 2 guys are having a tweet convo and they are next to each other wth? Why must you fail?

People seem to forget that twitter is REAL. I have one friend that keeps telling me "it is just twitter, no one takes it serious" when i text her saying she should watch what she is tweeting. I just can not understand it, twitter is real!! you do not need to be telling people your business on there because best believe people will talk and the wont care that it is just "twitter". Maybe i am just too conscious of how i people view me.


This chick is out here acting or ladylike... wth? she forgets that we all read her twitter. Was she not the one the other day saying that "you were nothing but a penis to me, i dont even remember your name, so stop trying to speak to me like we r cool". What is ladylike about that? Now this chick is out here acting like God is the only male that has seen her naked. If you are a whore and want to act like a lady, do me a favor and dont tweet about your whorish ways. I have no problems with whores that know they are whores... know and play your position.

Twitter is from the Illuminatti

16 comments:

ShadeNonconformist said...

Buhahahahaha!! I haven't even finished reading the post but your comment about the girl and the ball just made my day. I swear, the foolish crap people update on twitter, bbm, and facebook is just ridiculous.

Off to finish reading..

Oh and dare i say it..First!!! Lol.

Beautiful said...

you sha had to add the last line. "Twitter is from the illuminati". you like wahala o. and maybe its from the illuminati sef, dey wanna be able to track u at all times and know how to give u d devil's mark. just ignore me, i'm having a crappy morning.

nice post.

Nutty J. said...

lol @ the funny status updates on twitter.

Funny thing is I still dont know how to use twitter, cant remember the last time I checked my page ....mayb I talk too much for that 140 word thingy...or maybe I just love facebook too much to learn how to tweet...

I sha dont get why people tweet about everything big and small sha

Myne Whitman said...

Funny but true post. Don't worry about twitter and the illuminati, FB is your friend. LOL...

Vanity said...

LMFAO I'd like you to realize the difference between a whore and a slut. Us sluts do not like being called whores. Thank you very much

Funny post, I loves it!

Vanity said...

And I am totally guilty of twitter TMI'ing so..

The Messiah said...

Hahaha @ "All the time you were tweeting, you messed around and got that cut infected." I guess twitter to some is like an online reality show done in texts instead of film.

But then again let's ask ourselves this question; what is twitter designed for? Well, it's an interactive social network, that in it's simplest form is a website where spontaneous and short thoughts can be posted. In fact, it is one of the most effective psychological tools I've ever seen. Thanks to twitter, it is possible to get into the minds of some of it's members and know them almost completely without a background check or even a face-to-face meeting. With that being said, the chic you mentioned was just using the website to its fullest potential.

But I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I be doing three much on twitter tho haha

StandTall-The Activist said...

Seriously? I thought everyone knows what they put up on their wall or status on twitter is seeing all over the world.

leggy said...

lol..worst part is someone that will tweet about sex all day and then start talking about giving your life to Jesus in the next breath.like seriously?
some people think they are caught in a never ending episode of sex and the city on twitter.

Anonymous said...

LOL that was hilarious and true

Taynement

Realist said...

@Vanity
I apologise to all sluts, next time i will not mistake you all for sluts...lol

What pisses me the most is that i find myself doing what i make fun of people about. Just today i was about to put down the exact scores of what i made on my GRE then i remembered i had just typed this post...lol


lol... @everyone thanks, im happy i am not the only one who feels this way.

nonny said...

We all get carried away but some more than others. Lovely post.

2cute4u said...

That's the norm on these social networks and I guess we just have to get used to silly, childish mannerisms.. We just aim to get loads of comments and followers, nothing else matters..

El Divine said...

lmao...this post hit the nail on the head. people be exposing multiple personalities on social networks, they're like 7 different ppl.
nothing beats being urself..i mean if ur a slut, be one and be proud. dnt b a slut on fb, a bitch on twitter, and expect to be called a lady in real life. lol i echo ur point, twitter IS real life.

Adiya said...

Lol!!! You know, you are so right! It's not even safe to post many things about yourself on Twitter and Facebook. What if someone in your professional life sees some stupid comment you made? Fail!!!

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LucidLilith said...

I always say: treat social media like the front page of your local newspaper. If you don't want everyone to know, dont put it out there. Shikena.