Well..well...well...I have finally decided to say something...I have been lurking around here for too long..i think its high time i finally said something..I can see a lot has been going on here lately....different people with different views and different styles of airing them. I must confess i have read a lot of very intelligent views that just kept me wondering...some almost got me confused and some are just plain ludicrous n Risible...i haven't been this entertained in a very long time. I have to give it to you guys..I just got back from Nigeria a couple of weeks back, We all know Naija is a crazy ass country...you really dont need TV or Internet to keep you entertained...when you are bored all you need to do is take a walk..you will see live farce comedy going on all over.lol. for example. i left work after a very fussy and tiring day.It was going to be an approximately 10 minutes drive home...plus traffic and the time i will spend behind the gate before Ibrahim the gateman comes to open the gate. Its quite short but its usually the longest part of my day....i do three Jobs all in one...lol. I work as a systems and software engineer plus database administrator...all these are meant to be 3 different positions. but the company i work for just fired about 10 senior staff member for gross misconduct..that was why i found myself in that predicament.lol...so you can imagine how its gonna be for me after work...i was usually angry n frustrated. so yea i was driving home that fateful friday. I live around wuse zone 2 just opposite the Nitel Junction for some of you that know Abuja very well. so the traffic light holding back flashed green and i went past that Big Cross road just beside Big bites heading toward southern fries...then i was looking at the junction to my house..i was like oh Thank God.... finally, my misery is over not knowing that it wasn;t over yet..lol.. There was this Audi Q7 right infront of me trafficating right towards my junction and there was another Benz E-class right at my junction trying to come into the main road. Incase you dont know or probably you have forgotten..lol..No specific individual has the right of way in Naija.. its the fastest and smartest driver that has the right of way..lol..well as both of them were trying to out smart each other the E-class scratched the other dudes car...All of a sudden everybody just stopped the whole place was static for like 20 seconds...well, another lesson for you guys...in Nigeria, don't judge a person by his/her looks...the maddest of all mad people might come in a cool n posh guy's skin.lol.. so yea....Nobody moved we all wanted to see what was going to happen..lol..my energy suddenly came back to me and i was jumping with anxiety in my car...i could bet with my life that i was in for another live show..lol..i pulled my hand break and switched off the ignition waiting anxiously for what was going to happen. so after another 20 seconds everyone was still in their cars..lol..suddenly the door of the Audi Q7 opened...we all couldn't see who was in the car cuz the car was tinted black..so the door opened and a young n cool looking man came out. he was dressed in a grey suit and its obvious he was also coming from work. so he stepped out of his car and went infront of his car to check the damage. he stood there for about 10 seconds and shook his head....he went back into his car started it and reversed as if he wanted to let the other dude go....there was a look of disappointment on everyone's face...like is that it??...all of a sudden i heard a loud screech......and the next thing was GBOOOSAAAAAA!!!!!....lol....the Audi Q7 ran into the Benz.....he reversed again and ran into it again....he did it like 3 more time then finally he reversed parked his car beside the road locked it, went across the road stopped a cab and went away....like nobody could move..lol...it was wen a fly almost got into my mouth that i realized it was wide opened. i have never seen such madness in my life....lol..Crazy stuffs happen in Naija oo....well that is just by the way...lol...i am sure most of u are wondering who this new guy is..lol..just a quick introduction.... I am Sir' Otunba 'JesusFreak' Jb-m......The G-money of the whole of London town... That honor was conferred on me by Her Royal Majesty the Queen of England herself...lol....just kidding but yer i am a Jesus Freak....and if any tickle-brained barnacle is not happy with that, you can hit your head against the wall 10 times trust me, it works like magic....well i will be spitting some bitter truth which i know some of you will not be too happy with..I am a different kind of blogger..and you don't have to like me..in fact don't even like me, i function better when everyone hates me. Anyways this is just to launch myself into the TRUTH DON DIE Blog...subsequently i will be discussing some controversial but interesting issues. Well, that's it from me for now. you all should stay away from SIN cuz if you don't you will DIE and if you die you will go to HELL and if you go to hell...NA YOU SABI OOO.....PEACE!!
