Make una come see me see trouble lol, so yesterday I put this up on my facebook status:
"I feel that nowadays it's becomin really hard 4 young men 2 be faithful while in a relationship.It just makes me wonder how our fore-fathers and fathers managed to stay faithful. Wat is the secret to staying faithful?.On the other hand,our fore-fathers/fathers might have been cheatin also.I mean dat "business trip" might not really have been a "business trip".If u catch my drift??Hehehe"
So well it caused wahala small, and one of the commenters asked "Whether cheating was good or bad"?
I replied by saying that in some cases cheating is a good thing, afterall Mary cheated on Joseph with the Holy Spirit in other for Jesus to come.
Omo come and see the can of worms I opened up, and people were telling me that I was so wrong for saying that, but they agreed I had a point sha. It always amuses me how people are able to get so easily riled up when you make fun of their religion. What exactly does it matter if Mary cheated? It's not as if anybody is going to stop believing in Jesus because his mom was a cheat.
And please, before anybody gets it twisted lol. Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords cheated on her husband with the Holy Spirit. But seriously, I can't believe that I waited this long before I realised that Mary cheated on her husband, it really doesn't matter who she cheated on him with, all na CHEATING!!... Cheat with Dog o, cheat with cat, cheat with cow, cheat with horse, cheat with devil himself at the end of the whole palava, the label is still cheating.
My fellow christians, admit that Mary was a cheat and we will end the matter there.
The picture above shows the termination letter Joseph gave to Mary, before God threatened him to take her back lmao..
Yall should check out my homeboy's blog Harry..
U might find it very intriguing..
24 comments:
I don die o LMAO!!!
As in ahn ahn! How did you come up with such a theory please?
LOL!!! Thanks for mentioning me... I am blushing...
Lol lady X..
I swear mehn, we were just talkin about this thing, and I don't know how I typed "mary cheated with the holy spirit" and BAM!!! Lmao the whole thing came to me.. I was like wow, i can't believe i never thought about it before..
harry no probs lol.
This Azazel, "I'm watching you." *points two fingers to eyes and to Azazel. I tot you'd been warned to cease and desist from controversy?
Lol ahn ahn, this isn't controversial nah myne..
Isn't this true though? hehe it is TRUTH!!!
LMAO...that termination notice..i think i need one..haha.
Whether Mary cheated o..whether she no cheat....na she sabi. But wait so joseph exed mary's side before?? I din't know that o. But if i were him too me sef i would be vexed.....lol
Best post ever.
nah matey!...
i think ure mocking the religion more than u realise...
cheating is getting emotionally or physically tangled with someone that isn't ur significant other..
mary din't have sex with the Holy Spirit...show a little respect now haba!
lol
you are something else!
seriously
@ Honey91..
Mary did have sex with the holy spirit.. Ahn ahn which bible have u been readin self?
Lol Juiceegal.. Joseph fashied her for a min.
Thanks anon..
Thanks bubble
Question:
Na one time thing?
Was it a one time thing and ...BANG
Christ was conceived?
Easy on the theories peoples.
Seriously, how did u come up with this one?
I think I like this guy.
I'm taking a permanent seat on this blog.
@ Chayoma..
Am tellin u i didn't come up with it, it sort of came to me like BAM!!!
I wasn't even thinkin when I said it lol.. It's just one of those things lol.
@ Nimmo
Lol thank u lol
I don't think its cheating if you miraculously conceive and please there was no sex!!!
Miraculously??
Lmao dark neo please stop with the joke...
And how do u know there was no sex involved? Where u the fly in the wall??
I mean in genesis angels were able to sleep with women..
So it isn't farfetched to assume that the holy spirit could have sex with mary,.
lol...lol...i dont even know what to tell you and i just noticed the url of this blog and realised that i actually know you.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am laughing so hard that everyone in the library is looking at me like i'm so kind of maniac
na wa oh Azazel. So Mary was having sex with the holy spirit, you must have found some pages of the bible which i am yet to come across.
Lol @ leggy..
U do? Hmm u need 2 holla @ me then..
Cus i didn't know that i knew u..
Holla @ truthdondie@gmail.com
@ Lore
Lmao hun, hahah please do not embarass urself o.
@ Hyaw
Lol it is right there in the bible nah. U want the f
Oh no you did not @Mary and Holy Spirit. LOL.
Lol lucidilith..
Na so we see am o
Mary cheated... i'm rotflmao. u remind me so mch of my boyfi, its d kind of tn he'd say wit a straight face.
love ur blog so mch im readin ur back posts...
Mary cheated... i'm rotflmao. u remind me so mch of my boyfi, its d kind of tn he'd say wit a straight face.
love ur blog so mch im readin ur back posts...
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