Used to be Azazel. But that was the old me, you get older, you grow. You gain new insight. You refine your beliefs.
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Saturday, January 30, 2010
ONLY VIRGINS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD 'SLUT'.
First of all, blogsville peeps how long have we known each other now? *counts on fingers* Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan. 5 whole months? So tell me why it is possible that I would go to people's blogs here on blogsville and the frigging people are not 'Following' my blog? Seriously though? Somepeople just do not know what they are missing out on. Spread the word to thy peoples. We preach gospel according to Saint Logic on here lol.
I do not know if am vexing with Damsel's post or if it's just irritation brought about by her post. I think her post was the straw that finally broke the camel's back for me. And before I go on, this post is in no way meant to disparage Damsel lol.
Normally I would not be writing a blogpost today as I feel like we have really tested blogsville patience lol. We've had four blogposts in just this one week this current blogpost will make it five. Is that even allowed under the laws of postage on blogsville??
So first of all I want to let all of you know that I am a sinner, yes a sinner. I take pride in that, and I do not deny it ever. Now some other people will say 'yes am a sinner but'. Nope, no buts for me. I am a first class sinner and I wear it like a badge. And not only am I a sinner, I have also been a slut in my time. See me I am the kind of person that I do not shy away from 'sins' people attach to me. I honestly welcome more, because it is better to be a sinner who judges other sinners than to be holy judging other sinners no be so? So please yes I am a sinner, and I want to sit at the right hand side of the devil when I go to hell.
Now in the little time I've spent in this world I have come across females who have opened their precious luscious mouths and accused other females as being SLUTS!!
In an Idealistic world every female would be a virgin when they got married abi? And the same would go for the men abi? Now how many men must a woman have slept with in order to be known/called as a slut?? Somepeople will say 30, others will say 50, some say 20. I am here to say that a woman should be known as a slut if she has slept with 'one man' before being married. Yep I said it, because I mean most of you women on this blogsville ish are religious abi? You all know what the right thing is to do and it says so in your little religious booklet. Now if some of you have failed to follow those instructions set forth by our heavenly father God almighty, Jehovah Shireh and Nissi then who is to blame?? But then some of you still have the audacity nay the effontery to open your mouths and call somebody else a slut? What kind of frigging fuckerey is that?? I was going to say 'excuse my language' but why should you excuse my language? Did i fart? Hiss Please keep your yeye excuses to yourself.
I am here to also say that the word 'slut' should only be used by only VIRGINS!! Both male and female virgins, because it is obvious that such people have withstood all the temptations and fought it off with every fiber of their beings abi? So they should be rewarded not cast aside. Shoutout to bubbles and Lady X. U are fine specimens o and as far as I know they are the only virgins on blogsville..And for now they are the only ones allowed to use the word 'Slut'. If any virgins are on blogsville and I do not know of them, please kindly create a 'Virgins Anonymous' group so your fellow virginians can join and get support. E no easy at all. *nods in approval as he pictures the non-virgins wincing seriously* Haha, am I wicked or am I wicked? Damn am good.
If I ever see a woman I know who has had pre-marital sex before marriage open her mouth and call another woman a slut I will text her and let her know she's a slut as well. Ashewo na Ashewo no matter if she sleeps with one man o or sleeps with 100 men. Shey una no gree??
So for some of you who have just found out that your sluts, you should not be ashamed of it. Not at all, wear it with pride and do not lie to yourself. The difference between Honesty and Maturity is this. Honesty is the unwillingness to lie to others, Maturity is the unwillingness to lie to oneself. Do not lie to yourselves if you know what you are lol, 'SAY IT LOUD I AM A SLUT AND AM PROUD!. Have a lovely weekend.
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37 comments:
firstly i am first
secondly, yes i am a virgin
thirdly, at the right hand of the devil, seriously??
fourthly are girls that were raped allowed to call sluts sluts??
fifthly, im out :)) X
omg my son you have killed me this had me laughing hard! lol @ say it loud! lmao... i enjoyed this obviously
Ouch cerebrallybusy u just had to take it there sha..
@ the rape part, but erm erm erm obviously this is a very difficult question which requires a delicate answer.
Part of me is tempted to say 'A girl that is stupid enough to let herself get raped in the first place, should not dare call anybody a slut. But that would be so uncool, i could even lose people as readers lol'. But I kid...
Obviously, rape victims are giving a pass.
Lol thanks school momsy @ burramin.
lmao, azazel u sure u want the right hand seat or the throne gan gan?
so when's the next VA meeting???
anywhos if rape victims get a pass, then ex-sluts turned born again should get one too now.
I am thinking being a slut is synonymous to being promiscuous, right?
Are you honestly saying that a girl who sleeps with one man before marriage is promiscuous? I suppose there is a reason for the word. It's just like saying that because we all eat food, we should not call those who eat too much 'gluttons', food mongers, long throat , greedy etc... except where we stop eating altogether.
If you are talking about premarital sex and faith, then your analysis applies. But take away religion, there is no comparing a girl who has slept with a single guy, to one who has slept with multiple partners eg 30men.
lmao...at the sitting on the right hand of the devill....azazel u have lost it...lol
mehn this is one of ur best post....
LMAO Virginians. Ah you're not serious! You make us sound like Spartans or something! Me I think it depends o. But some sluts like to open their mouths and call other people sluts which is not cool at all. I mean Look who's talking! And of course people that have been raped are out of the question. Cuz they were raped, they didn't sleep with the person of their own free will.
Mr. Azazel... this your post was interesting o, don't even know what to say to you. Only virgins should use the word 'slut', abi? That term 'virgin' has many different definitions... so maybe u should clarify for some people out there that may just think the word applies to them.
Because some people would say a virgin is a girl that hasn't technically had sex(u know: penis into vagina). But what about that girl that has done everything else? U know that chic now, the one that has done all those other small-small tins minus actual penetration and I'm not talking with just one guy o ... it's been wiv all her 30 boyfriends. Can she call a slut a slut even tho one-man-sex girl can't? Coz I'm pretty sure Miss 'Technical Virgin' is waayyyy sluttier.
So what do you think? What exactly is the definition of the word 'virgin'?
Whooopeee all the way jare..
Now I'm not saying I'm a slut oh. lol.. I've slept with hmm 10 guys?...doesn't make you a slut.. just makes you.. sexually active I'd say.. I'm mature and not shying away from the truth.. I'm sexually active.. add that.. lol.
2nd, I follow loads of bloggers who don't follow my blog and that includes you.. I go soon vex oh..
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As far as bloggers not following other bloggers...I happen to know that I get a few hundred hits a day and I only have 12-ish followers...its kinda annoying. I'm probably just going to get rid of the box all together and use that space for something else. Afterall all those people visiting will still be reading the blog, so...
Now for the "Slut" argument. According to the bible you are right. I'm not gonna argue. Its true that you are supposed to remain pure till marriage and I salute anyone who manages to achieve this goal.
However, if I judge this based on non-religious factors, then it isn't logical to remain a virgin till marriage. Afterall when you get married it is supposed to be for life, but if you remain a virgin till then and u find out your partner is TERRIBLE in bed, then what the hell do you do?
Just two different perspectives. Saint Logic's and God.
Anonymous we are talking about premarital sex and faith/religion.
Neo it doesn't matter I can settle for either the throne or the right hand seat lol.
Thanks Cici
Tecknicole
U pose a very good question, take for example Mary Mother of Jesus was she a virgin? Because she could have done those other small tins abi? So what do u think? If Mary did anal but never actually broke the hymen wetin she be? virgin or whore?
2cute4u lol that situation has definitely been remedied..
Edj yep ur analysis is on point. St logic and God.
Not funny Azazel, lets keep it to Bible/religion bashing and leave the girls out of it eh? Whether virgins, sluts or in the middle, which one be your own? Ok just jks..lol
you're an idiot sha. LOL
Lol ahn ahn guys can be sluts to nah Myne..
There are male virgins out there to, lets be fair.
Lol Dith..
Waka
there are male virgins...my friend said he wnt have sex till marriage.
secondly, yes,i am a virgin.
thirdly, azazel u r a slut.im entitled no?
Yes u are entitled leggy but u and i both know u would have called me a slut with or without u being a virgin..
Because u love me like that.. hehe
Virgins suck.
Sluts rule.
I'm glad God gets to keep them. Let him leave the good stuff for us in hell.
Where's Chuk? He should come throw a fit.
@ Enoch
More like come throw a seizure lol.
You have issues...but I guess we've all established that.
I do want to say though...Your comment about a girl who was stupid enough to get raped...not funny at all, joke or no joke.
It was in poor taste I admit.. Pele
lol@ all you sluts... you shall all burn in hell
Realist keep on deceiving yourself lol
Funny post..Why did I think azazel was a female blogger?
The way u apologized about the rape victim comment? very much in good taste.
Lol 48 hard time figuring if that is a compliment or a scathing rebuke.
lol at this your post and which category do you belong?
lol at this your post and which category do you belong?
lol @ "because I mean most of you women on this blogsville ish are religious abi?" looooooool. Abeg jare ah!
lol seriously. i am praying for you..lol. I actually enjoyed reading this post though :)
Lol thanks BSNC
Lol sugar king na so we see am
Muyiwa i belong to the slut category
Haha well I'm not too sure myself but i think it was meant to be more of a compliment.
What about slutty virgins?
.....slut.....
.....slut.....LOL!. nyway, i am entitled to call you that and since that is the only comment i can come up with after reading ur post... i say it again....
azazel....
thou....
art.....
a.....
SLUT.....
.....
lol
Beautiful thou art a meanie
arghh screw you! not a virginian, not a slut either. I was raped (and I liked it)!
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